COME ON DOWN!

Calling all of those 

responsible for: 

Men’s skinny jeans, 

self-assessment forms, 

outsourced call centres, 

and selfie sticks, 

Murmurs in the audience, 

rattling of manacles, 

blade on the whetstone, 

snick snack snick, 

Oh, I can’t promise 

that it’ll be quick, 

and I can’t promise 

that it won’t hurt a bit, 

but I can promise 

that the ratings 

are gonna be sick.