Gravitas

Never showed up a minute late,

did Mr Gravitas.

Sat in the office ramrod straight,

did Mr Gravitas.

Only ever smiled when pressed,

seldom joined in with the rest,

hated drama, noise, and mess,

did Mr Gravitas.

Rose in the morning with the lark,

did Mr Gravitas.

Went to bed at 9:00 pm sharp,

did Mr Gravitas.

And in his dreams he ran amok,

cavorted naked round the block,

annihilated every clock,

did Mr Gravitas.