DSF

Dougie St Francis totalled his car last week,

pulling out onto Headland Road.

Had his hoodie up and didn’t see the other driver,

who was probably speeding, to be fair. 

Luckily, no one was seriously hurt,

but Dougie got it in the ear from everyone.

Daft prick, blocking his peripheral vision

like that: should be against the law.

Reminded me of when the Iranian woman

at number five had a similar accident.

Did she get it in the ear about blocking

her peripheral vision? Did she fuck.