Eulogy

He was a weightlifter, not a bodybuilder, but people didn't listen when he tried to explain the difference. And that's how people were, and are, and always will be, as far as I’m concerned. He didn't have an ego problem, and he wasn't compensating for low self-esteem by getting so big and strong. He didn’t lie down with the dogs or do steroids or talk too much filth with the others in the gym. No, he was a good husband, father, son. Never threw his weight around or overstepped the mark. Even did a spot of charity work on the quiet, something with young offenders. That being said, though, he did have a tiny cock.